Moving to France on French Friday, hell yes

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booksfrommyshelf:

I am haunted by all the editions of books that are prettier than the ones I already own.


“There are more important things to focus on in life than how you look.”

“There are more important things to focus on in life than how you look.”

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The Wolf
Phildel - The Disappearance of the Girl
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and you once said i wish you dead you sinner,
i’ll never be more than a wolf at your door for dinner,
and if i see you ‘round like a ghost in my town, you liar,
i’ll leave with your head oh i’ll leave you for dead, sire.

An Infinite List of Favorite Collections - Andrew Gn Pre-Fall 2014

She’s full on all the time. It’s the best and worst thing about her.

biromanticmargaery;
[text] Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my tiger onesie. I’ve been waiting for this moment forever. // [text] i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”… // [text] One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won’t be me. I’m drinking liquor out of a fishbowl. // [text] Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.

Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my tiger onesie. I’ve been waiting for this moment forever.

Wendy: [unsent] I think Roo put them in when you passed out. He put honey cookies in Pooh’s.

Wendy: Are you kidding? Damn, I wish the cookie fairy would visit me too. xxx

Wendy: And give a couple to Roo, he loves those things. xxx

i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”…

Eilonwy: What kind of party are you even at, Ben? 

Eilonwy: Are you dressed as Benita?

Eilonwy: Or does your shirt cling to your arms?

Eilonwy: All I’m saying is that you have good arms.

Eilonwy: Seriously though do I need to punch I guy out or

One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won’t be me. I’m drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.

Eilonwy: OH COME ON. Just because you don’t want to speak at a stupid press conference. Last time they could barely understand my accent and I had to put on some kind of Oxford crap. 

Eilonwy: I hate being underage. 

Eilonwy: You’ve already finished that fishbowl, haven’t you?

Eilonwy: Pikhoved.

Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.

Isla: …That’s def creative. When i left you were all trying to make costumes for cinderella out of it. 

Isla: one good way to check if someone attempted is to see if anyone’s in the garden. 

Isla: Sasha? you there?

Isla: Sasha? 

Isla: SASHA 

Isla: DO NOT JUMP FROM THE BUILDING THE PARACHUTE WILL NOT WORK

Isla: I DON’T CARE WHAT ADRIK’S FRIEND SAID IT WILL NOT WORK AND I’M PICKING YOU UP

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